Hey, TMZ, watch those potentially misleading headlines: “Nicki Minaj—I Got Lil Wayne a 1,000-lb T-REX for His Birthday.” OK, true, actual Tyrannosaurs Rexes have been extinct for a couple years now (and probably passé for even longer), but we wouldn’t have put it past the reigning queen of hip-hop to have found the very last one hiding out in the Outback or wherever and gifted it to her YMCMB boss for his 30th. Can you imagine the smile that thing would have put on Weezy F. Manchild’s face? It’d dwarf all the other thousands of pics of him looking silly, that’s for sure.
Anyway, no, no actual dinosaur for Lil Tunechi on his 30th birthday. Instead, he’ll have to do with this three-wheeled, super-lightweight car-motorbike-automobile thing that called a Campagna T-REX 14R, which can reach 150 MPH and looks like a superhero (or at least some sort of vengeful playboy) should be driving it:
Not a bad birthday present all told, but when compared with a living, breathing dinosaur…well, most birthday presents are gonna seem a little underwhelming, aren’t they? May as well be getting a pair of Christmas socks.
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